How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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He walked in a bar

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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