- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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