how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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America

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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