Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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