Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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God.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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