why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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BIG PENIS

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Penis chickens

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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gay people

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Anti Joke

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