there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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