what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Justin Beiber

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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