A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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