What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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