- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

123 f*ck off

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. The older one turned to the younger one and said "do you smell fish?" The younger one paused for a bit, and replied "do you smell fish?" Their owner had been talking about fish.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Susie has Autism

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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