- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

How old are you? 7

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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