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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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