How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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The WNBA

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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a woman votes!

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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