i can't stand cripple jokes

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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hi

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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