Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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