which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Major League Soccer

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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nice shorts.

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