Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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