A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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lebron

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Hillary Clinton

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Anti Joke

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