Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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You have cancer

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Not Steve Jobs

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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