Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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