Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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throbbing slobber

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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