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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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