what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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47

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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