- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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