Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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