Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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BIG MAC'S

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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women sports....

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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guess what? bannanas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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