What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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I have no joke. u mad?

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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