Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Cripples are lame.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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