An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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