Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

The Mets win the World Series

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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