Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Women's rights

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Anti Joke

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