A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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women's rights.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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