how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Sarah Palin is President

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Hellen Keller

Religion

ruddell and dodds anal

A women in the kitchen.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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sweaty black guy

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Diana and victoria

Knock Knock No one answers....

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

cory is gay

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

My nipple is bleeding

Anti Joke

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