- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Once upon a cross

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

The WPGA tour

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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