Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Sex education in Texas.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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