What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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how did the man die he didnt

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yes... that's the joke

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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That didn't hurt.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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black people

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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