Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Amputations.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Im black

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Christianity

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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