Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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are you gay does your mom know

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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