A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

BUTTERFARTING

What's funnier than 68 69

planking.

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Star Wars

Yeah, totally.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

AVI IS A FAG

Hitler was Jewish.

Penis.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Haha pizza

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

nickel back

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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