- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

haha.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

i hate anti-jokes ;)

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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