Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Your adopted.....

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Justin's life

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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