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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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hi bye

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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