How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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LET

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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