What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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obama's promises

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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