Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Women

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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autsim

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Worms don't like apples.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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