Nicholas Cage

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Black People

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What abou three times

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noodles

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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9/11.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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W.N.B.A.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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