Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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You're welcome!

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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cheese

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Jasper sucks.

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Anti jokes are funny

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Scott

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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nice shorts.

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