There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Anti Joke

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