A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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