what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Your adopted.....

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Justin's life

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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