Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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okay so theres this guy.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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What do people say? words.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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