What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Womens Rights

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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your life

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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69

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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Microsoft Windows

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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