A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Your mom.

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Dozer has a soul

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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