Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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