Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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all your base are belong to mark

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stuff and dogs {()}

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SNAPPLE!

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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