man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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I can't think of a joke.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Sex education in Texas.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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