Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Cancer.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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raping black women

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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