your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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what happens during a climax apples

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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