Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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the WNBA.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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PENIS that is all

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Chris is hairy

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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A

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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