Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I agree

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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