Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Arron Glass

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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8===========D O:

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Womens' sports

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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KEVIN HART

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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