How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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8============D PEN1S

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Winking at old people

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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refridgrator

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Refrigerator

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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