- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

A woman comes at the doctor.

why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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