Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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women's rights.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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to see a bad joke look above

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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An antijoke

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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