What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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