you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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hi penis ham telephone

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Women's Rights.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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I am on a escalator.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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