whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Choir.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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can you pass the soap?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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