My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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Butt Sex.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Anti Joke

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