Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Women can vote? wtf

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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