What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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