What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Anti Joke

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