who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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