Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Anti Joke

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