So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

What's big and long? My dick.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Mogok Papiti.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Turkey Balls

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

You are joking right?

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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