- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Nickelback

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

I'm Spartacus

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