Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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A Jew! Bless you.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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