What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Cripples are lame.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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I? Everett

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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What comes after 23? 24.

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