how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

womens rights to vote

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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