What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Peas

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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