Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Your mums a potato

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what time is it rape time

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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