Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Grapefruit.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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like facebook.com/john maon

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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