What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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