What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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John Cena for president

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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