What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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