What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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