A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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