See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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