Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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