What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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How old are you? 20

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Face...the other white meat!

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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