pickle juice?

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Ham sandwich

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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balls in ya mouf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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