Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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