Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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I was once a hamster.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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I'm Coming

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Once upon a time, your face.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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