I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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White men's rights

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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How High is a Chinese man

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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