why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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women's rights.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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This sentence is false.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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