What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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A hill billy went fishing

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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