Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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John Cena for president

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