Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Lockerbie bombing

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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NEVER

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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