Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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rape that shit

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why didn't he finish his

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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