your a towel.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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the WNBA

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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haha

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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