why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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