Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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