Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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