What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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John Cena for president

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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A midget walked under a bar.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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