The joke below is absolute shit.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Ju... Just why?

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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