Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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