Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Smelly Indians.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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The Olympics

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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A lot eh?

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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