WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Vagina-Boob

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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