- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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