jews

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Women's Rights

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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read me write me

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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