If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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That's what SHE said!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Tilt your screen back

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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