what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Punch line.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Anti Joke

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