If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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my bubbles!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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i like turtles

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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