Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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kk

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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The penn state football administration

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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