what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Horse tits

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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