- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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