Hitler

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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If you are my friend like it!

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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What you reading? reading?

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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