What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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whats 7+4? 74

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What's 9 + 10 19

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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