Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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hi

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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