Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Vicky is my best friend.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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