What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Anti Joke

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