What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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a retard lost...

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Andoni was here

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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