How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Penis

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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