How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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