If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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