What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Loperson

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Woman rights.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Shit.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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