McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Miami Heat.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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