A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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