What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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it was all Tagart

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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